A Tale of 2 Tails

So I agreed to go on a lunch date with who we will refer to as “Five On It”.  This was probably the second or third time we went out.  We went to a local Mexican restaurant for a casual lunch.  Great lunch, great chips and salsa, pretty good conversation and not many awkward silences.  There might be some potential here! Then the bill came.  Now let me clarify a few things…

1. Yes, I do think the boy should pay for at least the first few dates.  Thats the way it works. 

2. Yes, the girl should eventually reciprocate in some fashion.  Cook dinner, pick up another tab, show him some tricks, whatever.   

So he awkwardly flops open the bill holder in between us so that I can also take a gander. Thats weird, do you need to borrow my glasses.  The bill is about $25. Homeboy puts two $5s down and gets up to go to the bathroom.  Well, I guess thats that.  I picked up those Abe Lincolns and paid the tab.  Hence “Five On It” was dubbed.

Here’s the lesson gentlemen, if you so desire to be one, dont ask a girl to lunch if you cant pay for it.  Maybe cook lunch instead.  Go for ice cream. But for damn sure dont put 5 on it and go to the bathroom. 

I got five on it, 
Grab yo chips, cant afford no guac
I got five on it,
I got half this bill on lock
I got five on it, 
Whatchu mean you’re outta here
I got five on it,
Its okay, Ill just look at your rear
Holla