A Tale of 2 Tails

10am. Day of Concert: Lindsay, can you get me tickets to the JayZ/Kanye Concert?

Lindsay: That concert is at American Airlines Center, not Cowboys Stadium.  And if I get tickets…Im going :)

(smiley faces in email make smart ass comments seem nice.)

This email came from a friend of a friend that I have had a flirtatious past with, but nothing serious. We proceed to email about how awesome this concert is going to be and whether or not he should buy tickets from StubHub.  I said of course.. its Jay and Ye, why not.  He bought floor seats. We went back and forth proceeding the flirting in the safest way…email.  Very witty and charming. wink face. 

Email #12: Crap… the date I was going to take tonight just cancelled on me. I hope this isnt out of line, but would you want to go to the concert with me? 

So, me and this guy have never hung out solo.  We’re comfortable enough to do it so that it wouldnt be super awkward, but never crossed that line.  I ponder….. and ponder…… and consult a girlfriend… and think why not? It’ll be a great concert, and at worst, theres a show in front of you to distract you if its terrible. HOVA-HOVA-HOVA. I’M IN. 

I agree to the date.  (Maybe I still have that “why not” attitude as aforementioned in previous posts) 

I say yes… we talk about how the show probably shoudnt start til 9 or so, so lets grab dinner. Super.  He’s cute, theres something there, plus I love first dates. #done. 

5 minutes later: email: Craaaaappp. Im so sorry but my original date just said she’s back in.  I feel so bad but I asked her first so I feel like I have to take her…

Me: …silence…

His Email:  Im so sorry, please let me make it up to you. 

Me: …silence…

My thoughts: #epicfail #KanyeJustInterruptedMySpeech #DidN*ggasInParisJustFineMe? #ballsohard….withoutme

Ball so hard muhfuckers wanna fine me…. guess this is my fine.  Pump fake! Tricked ya! Hope you have iTunes! 

On a side note… He did call.  He did apologize and felt REALLY bad.  (Dont lie, all of us would have done the same thing.)  I completely understood, but its a funny story.  So, I agreed to lunch… and it went really well, and theres a follow up #justsayin #notabadguy #poststofollow ;) (smileys make it better right?)